Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Presentation

To the tune of "She's Gone" by the seminal 90's grunge-metal band, Hall & Oats:

We’ve been together here since the 80’s
He’d put up some weights,
And I’d put on my big straw hat
I need Mike’s approval for his replacement
Now that he’s left me, he’s in the Army

Mark’s gone, Mark’s gone
Oh, why
Oh, why
Already run out of races
Mark’s gone, Mark’s gone
Oh, why
Oh, why
I thought Ted Musgrave would replace him
Mark’s gone, Mark’s gone
Oh, why
What went wrong?

Was it the cheap beer, or the fake coffee?
Or driving a car with a paint scheme of a V?
Maybe I shouldn’t have asked him for a jump-start
What is it? Duh.
Guess it was the Vi-a-graaaaa

Mark’s gone, Mark’s gone
Oh, why
Oh, why
Already run out of races
Mark’s gone, Mark’s gone
Oh, why
Oh, why
I thought ol’ Lepage would replace him
Mark’s gone, Mark’s gone
Oh, why
What went wrong?

I spent my whole life with the blue team
Thunderbird and Taurus and now the Fusion
And now the leader is a winning robot
And I guess he knows what 2nd place means

Mark’s gone, Mark’s gone
Oh, why
Oh, why
Already run out of races
Mark’s gone, Mark’s gone
Oh, why
Oh, why
I thought McMurray would replace him
Mark’s gone, Mark’s gone
Oh, why
What went wrong?