Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Presentation

To the tune of "California Girls" by the Beach Boys, and covered by Diamond David Lee Roth*

Well Daytona’s historic
Talladega gets to fast
And the road courses have the ringer guys
While old Dar-ling-ton has the past

Martinsville has the hot dogs
At Richmond they race all night
But there’s only one track where after a wreck
There’s a good chance you’ll see a fiiiight

I wish they all could be Bristol kinda
I wish they all could be Bristol kinda
I wish they all could be Bristol kinda traaaaacks

Sure Indy is prestigious
And Dover’s the monster mile
The Las Vegas races have the hot showgirls
And Fontana keeps in style

Now Nascar has all kinds of tracks
And they race ‘bout everywhere
But they could run ‘em all in the Tennessee hills
And nobody’d really caaaare

I wish they all could be Bristol kinda
I wish they all could be Bristol kinda
I wish they all could be Bristol kinda traaaaacks




*The Outside Groove--like a thunderbolt in your Cheerios. If you like it, tell a friend. If you hate it, tell an enemy.