No Fun League
True story--the NFL has it written into every TV contract it signs that no NFL game can be pre-empted by ANYTHING. As such, no matter what was on before a game, say, a championship-deciding Nascar race, they'd have to switch to the football game. Which means that this Sunday, we could have this reaction:
Fan: "Go Harvick! Two more laps and you got it! Johnson's back on the track! He's got a shot at the championship! Go! GOOOO!!! G-what? Huh? Huh?!? Don't tell me they're ch--OH MY GOD, BLACK PEOPLE! They switched to the NFL!!! Wh-what channel's CNBC? Honey--WHAT CHANNEL IS CNBC?!? OH MY GOD I'M MISSING IT!!! WHERE'S THE RADIO!!! HELP ME JESUS! HELP ME BARNEY HALL!!!"
Reporter: "Mike, what's your prediction for Sunday's race?"
Me: "My prediction?"
Reporter: "Yes."
Me: "...RAIN."
posted by Mike Mackler @ 13.11.06
3 Comments:
If they did that, every NFL stadium would be reduced to a pile of rubble by me.
As said by Elmer Fudd
11.13.2006
No Fun Weague
Twue stowy--the NFL has it wwitten into evewy TV contwact it signs that no NFL game can be pwe-empted by ANYDING. As such, no mattew what was on befowe a game, say, a championship-deciding Nascaw wace, they'd have to switch to the footbaww game. Which means that this Sunday, we couwd have this weaction:
Fan: "Go Hawvick! Two mowe waps and you got it! Johnson's back on the twack! He's got a shot at the championship! Go! GOOOO!!! G-what? Huh? Huh?!? Don't teww me they'we ch--OH MY GOD, BWACK PEOPWE! Dey switched to the NFW!!! Wh-what channew's CNBC? Honey--WHAT CHANNEW IS CNBC?!? OH MY GOD I'M MISSING IT!!! WHEWE'S DE WADIO!!! HEWP ME JESUS! HEWP ME BAWNEY HAWW!!!"
Wepowtew: "Mike, what's youw pwediction fow Sunday's wace?" Me: "My pwediction?" Wepowtew: "Yes. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! " Me: "...WAIN, uh-hah-hah-hah. "
Wow, those comments are REALLY getting old and annoying.
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