Bold Moves

OK...this looks like a nice, sturdy tree. Let me get my foot up here...yeah. Alright, climb to the next branch...ok the nnnext...hey, a squirrel! OK, let me lift myself up herrrre. OK--ah, there it is. Alright this limb looks fine. Let me get out on here...alright.
Now that I'm out on a limb, let me make my bold predictions for Sunday's race:

Jimmie Johnson WILL qualify better than 44th.

Casey Mears will NOT win the championship.

Tempting as it is to choose him, do NOT pick Harry Gant to win.

The Nextel Cup Champion will have started ALL the races in 2006.

The winning driver will DEFINATELY have a sponsor.

I will NOT be quoted on-air during the race.