Sportswriters--They Care!

Hey there, Nascar fan! Unless you're an Ernie Irvan fan, you know your driver will usually treat you with respect, good nature, and dignity. But what about the messengers of the sport--the Nascar sports writers? What do THEY think about you? Well, lets take a look at a recent Marty Smith article from ESPN.com on Nascar fans and see!

"His face is pressed between the bars of a wrought-iron fence like a child..."

"...wristband boy is darting around...like a gnat at the picnic table"

"...Gnat King Cole starts boxing out like Dennis Rodman..."

"...the look on his face is utterly priceless, somewhat akin to Will Farrell's* mug in 'Old School'"

"Very loud -- both audibly and in appearance..."


See! Marty treats the fans with disdain, judgement and superiority. Always remember--the 80 lb. failed novelist with the 1997 haircut? He's BETTER than you!

Sportswriters--They Care!


*He must be related to Perry