Indy "News" and Notes: Special Report

My favorite things in life go in this order:
1. Nascar
2. Football
3. Making fun of Nascar
4. Making fun of football
5. Pottery

So I received a glorious gift this week when I found out that Randy Moss' "Inta Juice" franchise will be sponsoring Jeff Green on Sunday. With that, lets take a special All-Moss look at this week's race:

Inta Juice, part-owned by NFL star Randy Moss, joins Haas Racing as primary sponsor this week at the Brickyard. Its nice to see that, after years of associating with thieves and convicts, Randy's finally partnering up with a law-abiding man like Gene Haas.

Randy Moss' face will be featured on the quarter-panels of the 66 Chevy. Randy Moss on someone else's car--that's strange, since usually its someone else (oh, lets say a cop) on Randy Moss' own car.

Reportedly, driver Jeff Green's favorite Inta Juice variety is the Mango-Melon Madness (with extra vitamin-C, of course). Moss' favorite, however, is something known as "The Tron Special".

Surprisingly, Moss has proven to be quite the Nascar expert, particularly on the Busch Series career of J.J. Yeley. Specifically, Moss has said he has always appreciated sponsors like Vigoro for their "mind-blowing grass".

ODDS
3:1 Randy Moss will appear at the race.
10:1 Randy Moss will get mistaken for Bill Lester at the race.
50:1 Randy Moss will appear with a Rabbi, saying he's now "Inta-Jews".