Taking A Stand Against the Mini-Page

(quasi-sequel to yesterday's article)
On Sunday, I happened to be reading the Sunday Comics section of my local newspaper, mostly to see if Beetle Bailey was being called up to active duty. We have a section called the "Mini-Page" that also appears in other papers across the country. Its a run-of-the-mill "kids page" with riddles, mazes, and cartoons. As with most of these newspaper sections, there is a brief interview. This one was with a VERY young actress appearing in the upcoming movie "Zoom". Her name shocked me to the core:
The real name of the 8-year-old actress