The Candyman Can!

If Jayski is to be believed, Elliott Sadler is headed to Evernham Motorsports next season to drive the #19 Dodge. This move makes total sense for Evernham on a number of fronts. For example:

--You just know they already have a bunch of merchandise with "Elliott" on it.
--Dodge will finally be able to tap the lucrative southern US market--a longtime hotbed of import cars.
--Goodbye "Dodge Dealers UAW Charger". Hellow "Dodge Dealers UADubya Charger"!
--Maybe he can figure out what a "Team Director" does.

Then again, there's also a few downsides. Take a look:
--Elliott currently drives the #38 car. Elliott has 38 hunting dogs. Next year, Elliott will drive the #19 car. Uh oh.
--As former President Warren G. Harding once said, "Never trust a man with a brother named 'Hermie'".
--What will the #19 crew do without such a "level-headed" leader?
--Take it from me, Elliott--nobody gets the Riggs/Murtaugh joke.