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7.08.2006

NBC it!

NBC enters the final year of its coverage of the Nascar Nextel Cup Series tomorrow. Here's some changes you can expect from previous seasons:

--Wally Dallenbach forced to use his own car (reportedly an '89 Colt) for "Wally's World".

--Announcers will still be flown out to every race...as long as its near an airport serviced by Southwest.

--Allen Bestwick will resume hockey career.

--To increase return on investment, Benny Parsons will be asked to say "UNNN-BE-LEAVABLE brought to you by State Farm Auto Insurance" after every Close Call brought to you by Sprint.

--Bill Weber down to four cans of hair spray a day.

--Busch races moved from TNT to Sci-Fi channel, forcing announcers to tie everything in with a conspiracy orchestrated by Jason Keller.

--Percentages of commercials and actual footage flip-flopped (so 45/55 to 55/45).

1 Comments:

At 1:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so sick of NBC:

Confusing Kasey Kahne and Casey Mears,

Calling him DANNY Hamlin,

Bill Weber's HORID jokes,

How long ago was Wayne's World?
(Get some new material!)

Benny (I think half drunk) confusing Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Dale Jarrett.

Is it February yet? I miss FOX already!

GOOD RIDDENS NBC!!!!!!!

 

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