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The Outside Groove salutes...Real Fans of Weirdness

Real Fans of Weirdness

Today we salute you, Mister I-Know-A-Nascar-Driver

Mister I-Know-A-Nascar-Driver

You say you went to high school with a top driver in the Nextel Cup Series, and you say it often

Did I tell ya 'bout that?

Everybody knows you as the guy who went to school with Tony Stewart...or was it worked with Elliott Sadler...or maybe it was hitched a ride with Kurt Busch

He knows who I am

Deep down inside, you know the truth--you once bumped into Ricky Craven at a car show, but you won't let a little thing like the truth get in the way of a good story

I can get pit passes!

So spin your tales, oh maestro of the memory. Because when it comes to fake stories, you're OUR fake connetion.

Mister I-Know-A-Nascar-Driver