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7.15.2006

Ted Stephens Explains Restrictor Plate Racing

"Now, years ago, these guys were running the Nascars, and they-they started goin' way too fast. You think Nascar is all about goin' fast, but they were too fast for the tracks. This wasn't at all-all the tracks, just the fast ones. These guys were crashing and crashing, so they had to do something to the Nascars."

"The guys who ran the racetracks, they had an idea. They put these dinnerplates on the engines to st-stop the air from getting into the engine. You see, the air goes into the engine through the handyfold, and it pushes out the gas, which makes the speed. These dinnerplates have these-these holes in 'em, and it stops the air from making the gas."

"Restrictor plate racing is not a big locomotive--its a series of drafts!"

3 Comments:

At 9:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

id probaly find it funny if i knew who this guy was :)

 
At 6:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's a friend of Michael Waltrip!

 
At 10:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just love watching the Nascars go round and round.

 

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