Nooh Hamshah "News" and Notes
The newest rumor making the rounds has Elliott Sadler going to the #19 car, replacing Jeremy Mayfield. The breakup from Robert Yates could be particularly difficult, however, as they currently share joint custody of the yellow M&M.
Meanwhile, Jeremy Mayfield's name has surfaced as a possibility for one of Michael Waltrip's teams. Waltrip appears to be assembling a dream team of drivers...from 1998.
McLaren has decided to "Keyshawn" Juan Pablo Montoya, refusing to let him drive for their team, while not letting him out of his contract. A similar situation arose in the Busch Series years ago with David Stremme--the main difference being that now, actual talent is involved.
Nascar will be on the lookout for retailiation between Matt Kenseth and Jeff Gordon. This is mostly because, when the two were summoned to the "Oval Office" following last week's race, Mike Helton told them, "Guys, keep it up--the attention is great!"
In the Busch Series, Frank Cicci has decided to scale back their schedule for the 2006 season, leaving many fans to wonder, "Wait, they were running a full schedule?"
ODDS:
3:1 Ryan Newman will cement his legacy of "Mr. Friday" by wrecking in the first 100 laps.
8:1 Bill Weber will point out that Tony Stewart donated another $1 Million to the Victory Junction Gang Camp. A few seconds later, Tony will spin someone out.
20:1 The Boston media will begin to ask whether or not there's a "Curse of Travis Kvapil".
posted by Mike Mackler @ 14.7.06
3 Comments:
It's worse that originally thought...
Mike has blinded himself to the fact that he is a Michael Waltrip fan.
Calling him names, making fun of him, laughing at how many times he can mention his sponsors; one would expect these jabs from someone who is trying to cover up his true thoughts for his favorite fan.
If it would help, you could go to "MA", Mickey's Anonomous, where Michael Waltrip fans gather and talk about just how hard is to be a Mickey fan in this modern NASCAR era.
It's easy, just repeat after me:
"Um, Hi, My name is Mike, and, uhh, I'm a, um, Michael Waltrip fan."
See it's that easy! It's the first of twelve steps. (Not to scare you but the next thing you will have to do is go to a Napa store.)
Mickey?
Steve
Mike is such a fond fan of his he calls him Mickey, instead of Mikey.
Hey, it sounded good anyway!
Sorry about the mis-spell!
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