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7.09.2006

Hollywood Jeff Gordon

Earlier this year, Jeff Gordon and Matt Kenseth had a confrontation at Bristol which lead to THIS INTEVIEW. While Jeff no doubt said his prayers, took his vitamins, and was true to himself, we saw another side of Jeff during today's race. Here's the announcer transcript:

Bill Schiavone: Gordon coming up on Kenseth, he's got Mears in the way--wait a minute--KENSETH SPUN OUT! GORDON SLAMMED RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF KENSETH! THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

Then, in the pits, Jeff gave this account of what happened:

Mean Gene Yocum: Jeff, we all saw what happened out there, you came up on Kenseth, who had Mears blocking him, how do you expl--

Gordon: Lemme tell ya something, Mean Gene. This is all about taking over, BROTHER. When Gordomania took over Nascar at Bristol, the world saw the first coming. But now, at Chicagoland, you're seeing the second coming, BROTHER. Out with the red and blue, in with the blue and red--its a new world order--the Hendrick World Order BROTHER. And me and my boy Da Bad Guy, Casey Mears, we're gonna show that the HWO is just too SWEEEEET!

Yocum: Stunning words from Mister Gordon--here's Casey Mears--Casey can we get a word?

Mears: (struggling to remain upright, toothpick hanging off lip) Hey yo.

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