No, this is true...

Back in high school, it was well known that I was a Nascar fan (it was also well known that I blew my nose alot, but that's a different story). During my sophmore year, there were a large amount of bomb threats, and everyone would be evacuated to the field in front of the school. These always seemed to happen during art class, where I bizzarely hung out with some of the cooler guys.
One of these guys was Ryan, and he was the stereotypical "in-crowd" guy. He was a football player, always had dates, and, not surprisingly, loved to bust my balls. He was the first person I saw, however, who did something that would make my blood boil:
Blindly say that open-wheel racing was better than Nascar.
Oh, you've ALL met these guys--they watch one tape-delayed broadcast of San Marino on Speed, and suddenly they just KNOW that F1 is better than Nascar. And, of course, since Nascar hadn't really exploded yet (that would happen in college, where nobody cared), there wasn't much I could do.
Ryan, you said during ALLLL those bomb threats how F1 was better than Nascar, how F1 drivers were SOOO better than Nascar drivers.
Well it looks like one of those exalted F1 drivers has realized that Nascar puts together a pretty damn good product. And now HE'S coming to MY type of racing. F1 might still be the top racing series in the world, but Nascar is more than just second-fiddle.
Its first-and-a-half fiddle.