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7.24.2006

Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Presentation

The lament of Bill Davis:
This guy's got it pretty rough. First, he loses Jeff Gordon. THEN, he loses Bobby Labonte. THEN he lets Ward Burton get replaced by Scott Wimmer. Finally, he sets up a partnership with Michael Waltrip, only to have him "leave" before the season starts. Here's how Bill must have felt, to the tune of "Look Away" by Chicago.

When you called me in Daytona,
Told me bout the points that you’d found,
I’m said I’m happy for you,
I’m really happy for you.
Merged with Bawel,
Gotta guaranteed spot comin’ round.
I guess its over, Mikey;
Its really over, Mikey, whoa...
No I’m not surprised
Because its just the same old song;
Thought that I was right, but four times I’ve been wrong,
Hey, you’ll still get your cars from me
But you’ll stop callin’ when we get the new Camry.

But if you see me in the pits,
And my head is in my mitts,
Look away, Mikey, look away.
If we meet on the track someday,
And you’re richer than today,
Look away, Mikey, look away.
You won--whoopee;
My consolation prize is Blaney.

So I started with Jeff Gordon,
But he went to the 24,
Thats how it had to be,
So I signed up Labonte.
But then Jarrett moved
And Bobby wanted more;
Had no luck with Randy,
So Burton came to me, woah...
We started to win,
And then we captured Daytona;
But then things got bad, and Ward hated the cauh.
Things couldn’t get much worse than that;
But then I put Mr. Scott Wimmer in the CAT.

But if you see me in the pits,
And my head is in my mitts,
Look away, Mikey, look away.
If we meet on the track someday,
And you’re richer than today,
Look away, Mikey, look away.
You won--whoopee;
My consolation prize is Blaney.

1 Comments:

At 1:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shoot, if Blaney is considered a consolation prize, Bill Davis is one lucky loser.

Think about it, Mikey has been outperformed by this "consolation" at every turn this year.

 

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