Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Presentation

To the Tune of "New York State of Mind", by Billy "Driving like Todd Bodine" Joel

Some folks like watch a race
In a different place, like Daytona
Or a road course in the Golden State
Or Talladega
But I'm taking the shortcut
‘Cross the Mason-Dixon line
I'm in a Dover state of mind

I’ve watched races on TV
In air conditioning on the big wide-screen
Listened to MRN when work needed me
But I got this good feeling
And I’m ready to wait in line
I'm in a Dover state of mind

It’s not so easy driving on Sunday
There’s traffic like I never have seen
But now I need a little road to take
The 1 bypass…down to Route 13

Head down to the capital
And they got it all in the casino
Get out of the heat and lose all of your dough
One mile of concrete
Can’t keep the Monster in line
I'm in a Dover state of mind

It’s not so easy driving on Sunday
There’s traffic like I never have seen
But now I need a little road to take
The 1 bypass…down to Route 13

Head down to the capital
And they got it all in the casino
Get out of the heat and lose all of your dough
One mile of concrete
I tell ya it looks fine?
I'm in a Dover state of mind

You can keep Bawlmer and Philly—I’ll do just fine
I'm in a Dover state of mind