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2.06.2006

Harvick to Run "Madea's Family Reunion" car at Shootout

Following in the footsteps of "Madagascar" and "Small Soldiers", the Tyler Perry film "Madea's Family Reunion" will be using an upcoming Nascar race for promotion.
"We couldn't be happier to be associated with this urban-centric film", explained team owner and wine enthusiast Richard Childress. "Mr. Perry came to us to promote his latest film on family relations in the black community, and quite simply, we couldn't say no."
"Reunion" is a sequel to last year's runaway hit "Diary of a Mad Black Woman", not to be confused with the life story of Leann Tweeden, "Diary of a Mad Stacked Woman"*. Perry originally approached FitzBradshaw to run the paint scheme, but dismissed the team as "way, WAY too needy."
"Mr. Childress has played an integral part in our marketing plan", explained Perry. "He has seen what a film starring a young man as an old woman can do. I mean, Ernie Irvan's 'Mrs. Doubtfire' car sold in the tens of thousands, and Richard Petty's 'Tootsie' car was the first special paint scheme released by the Franklin Mint."
Harvick was unavailable for comment, as he was in Hershey, Pennsylvania undergoing a procedure to become 40% more Hershey Kissable.

*--I'm definately going to Hell for that joke.

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