Tonight's Special Guest Villan--Jimmie Johnson

Jimmie Johnson will be making a guest appearence on the NBC drama "Las Vegas" on Monday night. Here's a preview of what you'll see:

--Jimmie appears playing himself, which in most states is a $500 fine and 40 hours community service. Believe me, I know.

--"Las Vegas" stars James Caan in the lead role, meaning that this great actor has gone from "The Godfather" to appearing in a tv show with Jimmie freakin' Johnson. Then again, its still better than "Eraser".

--Much like the Las Vegas Motor Speedway, co-star Nikki Cox has had several expensive improvements made to the surface to increase fan enjoyment.

--Jimmie's reason for being in Las Vegas is to act as the celebrity at a car show. Obviously the producers didn't go for accuracy, because everyone knows that before you get a Nascar driver, you must first book Tom Wopat, a Klingon impersonator, and KITT from Nightrider.

--Molly Sims? Pinko Commie.

--Yes, this is the show Jean-Claude Van-Damme was on for an episode. Yes, I recently wasted 2 hours of my life watching "Sudden Death". Yes, that's why Pittsburgh should never have a hockey team again.