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1.24.2006

The Outside Groove 2006 Season Preview--Part 10

28 through 30--Two Chevy's and a "Dodge"

28. 29 Kevin Harvick
The Case For: Gets all the Hershey’s Take 5’s he wants (come on Kevin, share the love).The Case Against: He’s Kevin Harvick (Hey, it was worth it).
Changes: Not many, which is NOT good.Fun Fact: Kevin still lists Stephen Colbert as one of his “celebrity friends”.

29. 22 Dave Blaney
The Case For: Has competent sponsorship, a guaranteed spot in the first five races, and a Nascar license.
The Case Against: Pretty much everything else.
Changes: Dave takes over this ride from Scott Wimmer, who left to become this decade’s Mike Skinner.Fun Fact: Dave used to use the pickup line, “Kiss my Blaney Stone”—until he was slapped with a sexual harassment suit.

30. 18 J.J. Yeley
The Case For: Joe Gibbs can focus ALL his attention on the race team now.
The Case Against: He’s J.J. Yeley.
Changes: Yeley comes in for Bobby Labonte, and a new all-green paint scheme was unveiled. Great, all he needs—more bad luck.Fun Fact: J.J. might wreck a lot, but its just because he’s…DY-NO-MITE!!!

1 Comments:

At 10:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

28th?! Kevin will do better than that. Somewhere 10-15, IMHO.

 

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