Why Did Bill Davis Lose the Lawsuit?

Today, word got out that Bill Davis had lost his counterclaim against DaimlerChrysler in their breach of contract lawsuit. Why did this happen?

--This is the guy who let Jeff Gordon get away. Then he let Bobby Labonte get away. What makes you think he knows how to win a lawsuit?

--Dodge put all their resources into winning this case, instead of into making cars that don't suck.

--The judge invoked an obscure legal motion that causes any litigants who look like a high school physics teacher to automatically lose.

--Bill's star witness? Michael Waltrip. And it's probably not good when your witness begins every answer by thanking Domino's.

--His insistence on showing sponsor solidarity resulted in him being two hours late for opening statements--turns out a bulldozer tops out at 20 mph.

--Davis's constant insistance on calling the plaintiffs "krauts" didn't endear him any to the jury.

--Toyota was unable to provide any legal support, as they were too busy planning out how to destroy the world...I mean, doing wind tunnel tests...on how to destroy the world.