Casting Couch--Speed Racer the Movie

These days, it seems like everyone's making a Nascar movie--Lindsay Lohan, Barry Pepper, even Dennis Quaid (who most people think is dead). Speed Racer, the loveable, almost incoherant cartoon of the 1960's, is being remade by...Vince Vaughn (yeah, I'm disappointed too). But Mr. Dodgeball won't have to look too far for subject matter--Nextel Cup has a Speed Racer-ian drama of its own going on right now! Lets take care of the casting, shall we?

Speed Racer--Kyle Busch (#5, young and a bit odd looking)
Racer X--Kurt Busch (Speed's "long lost" brother, ugly car, unlikable champ)
Pops Racer--Rick Hendrick (former racer, knows about another Pops)
Mom Racer--no one (when did she actually do anything in the show?)
Trixie--Kasey Kahne (both love wearing makeup)
Sparky--Geoff..rey Bodine (hangs around, kinda annoying, wish he'd go away)
Spritle--Bobby Hamilton Jr. (always getting into trouble, boyish charm)
Chim-Chim--Vince Vaughn (in the part he was born to play!)