A LOOK BACK AT 2004, YEARBOOK STYLE

The 2004 NASCAR Yearbook/The 2004 Outside Groove Yearbook
In conjunction with Nascar, The Outside Groove hands out its annual superlatives to the “class of 2004.” Principle Helton also wanted me to remind you all that he DID see you throwing paper airplanes at the banquet, and he’s not going to put up with it.

Valedictorian: Kurt Busch
Salutatorian: Jeff Gordon

Best Dressed: Kasey Kahne
Best Undressed: Sterling Marlin

Most Likely to Succeed: Kyle Busch
Most Likely to Receed: Jimmy Spencer’s “hair”

Class Clown: Kenny Wallace
Class Frown: Bobby Hamilton Jr.

Most Active: Ken Schrader
Most REactive: Robby Gordon

Most Talkative: Michael Waltrip
Most Repetitive: Benny Parsons

Quietest: Terry Labonte
Quietest Season: Kevin Harvick

Best Teacher: Mr. Elliott
Worst Friend: Rusty Wallace

Most Popular: Junior
Guy all the Nerds Hate: Junior

Wittiest Student: Doug Ladd
Most Annoying: Mike Mackler

In Next Week’s Issue:
Atwood bitch-slaps Fitz for back pay
No one suspects Brian Vickers of steroid use
Earnhardt fans thankful new movie is better than “A Season on the Brink”