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1.14.2005

2004--Final Exam

OK Class, you've all had ample time to read over the assigned 2004 races, now its time for your exam. Answer them to the best of your ability, and remember to use a no. 2 pencil. Ready? Good luck and begin.

PART I Multiple Choice:
1. Who won this year's Budweiser Shootout?
a) who cares? b) does it matter? c) nobody watched it d) all of the above

2. What was most surprising about Derrike Cope this year?
a) qualifying 4th at Darlington b) actually racing this season c) no mustache d) he was nekkid

3. Which phrase was repeated said by Darrell Waltrip this year?
a) boogity boogity boogity b) pull them belts tight one more time c) UNbelievable d) i've sold my soul to a heartless Japanese company so that I can try in vain to stay in the spotlight

4. Besides New York, where else did Nascar attempt to build a racetrack?
a) the Pacific Northwest b) Toronto c) Guam d) Monaco

5. What reason did Kevin Harvick give for firing Matt Crafton?
a) 4th in points just doesn't cut it 'round these parts b) he made me look bad c) made fun of my smiley face logo d) the wife made me do it

PART II True or False:
1. Ricky Rudd raced this year True False

2. NBS 24/7 ruined Casey Atwood's career True False

3. Kasey Kahne tweezes his eyebrows True False

4. Ron Fellows counts as a minority True False

5. Michael Waltrip will be fired after 2006 True True


OK, break time--the 2nd Half of the test comes tomorrow

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