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The Outside Groove Salutes...Real Fans of Weirdness

Real Fans of Weirdness

Today we salute you, Miss Supermodel-Who-Married-A-Nascar-Driver

Miss Supermodel-Who-Married-A-Nascar-Driver

You prove that some people never outgrow high school, and still go for the guy with the fastest car

Hangin' out at the Wawa

When you first saw your future husband, you said you knew right then he was the man for you--I guess physical looks DO reflect the soul

You were almost Mrs. Derrike

Sure, you'd like to think of yourself as the next Ashley Judd--but she's a famous actress, and you're, well, not

She's got Morgan Freeman

So best of luck, oh Joiner of the Jobless, because no matter what happens, at least he's not an Arena League quarterback.

Miss Supermodel-Who-Married-A-Nascar-Driver