New Years Resolutions Part 2

(continued from yesterday)

21 Ken Schrader--Convince the Air Force that lots of middle-aged guys like him will sign up for the military.

22 Dave Blaney--Wait anxiously for car to turn into a butterfly.

24 Jeff Gordon--Make sure new wife doesn't make any appearances in Fritos Scoops commericals.

25 Casey Mears--Guard the nation.

26 Jamie McMurray--Enjoy the smooth, crisp taste of Crown Royal on the rocks...responsibly.

29 Kevin Harvick--Be happy. Be healthy.

31 Jeff Burton--Prepare for switch to AT&T sponsorship, followed by lawsuit, followed by being beat up by Sprint punks.

36 Jeremy Mayfield--Ask for salary in cash.

38 David Gilliland--Find out if fish with gills really can be taught to live on land.

40 David Stremme--Block April release of "NBS 24/7 Unrated and Uncut!"

41 Reed Sorenson--Get that "Tum-tum-tum-tum-TUMS!" song out of his head.

42 Juan Pablo Montoya--Look into possible Perrier sponsorship.

43 Bobby Labonte--Bee happy. Bee healthy.

44 Dale Jarrett--Check in with Toyota execs to see if they really do have those vending machines in Japan.

45 Kyle Petty--Add 19th sponsor.

48 Jimmie Johnson--Make gray the hot color for 2007.

49 (Possibly) Mike Bliss--Find out what's online! (Answer--porn).

55 Michael Waltrip--Figure out from new crew chief how he got BAM Racing running so well.

66 Jeff Green--Sell that PS3 on Ebay before the third shipment comes in.

70 Johnny Sauter--Saut on. SAUT ON!!!

78 Kenny Wallace--Oversee long-awaited merger of Furiture & Death Rows.

83 Brian Vickers--Have wings grafted onto body.

84 AJ Allmendinger--Finally form country-rock group, "The Allmandingers Band".

88 or 28 Ricky Rudd--FINALLY get back at Kevin Harvick.

96 Tony Raines--Kill Skip Bayless (at owner's request).

99 Carl Edwards--Have teeth shrunk.