Whatever Happened to Mai Ling?

Its Commercial Parody Week! Part I

Why do I race for DEI? Because of Tony Eury, who makes all the bad pit calls. Because of "all the boys back at the shop", who give me bad engines. And 'cause of my pit crew, who hold me up in the pits. So all I have to do, is DRIVE...a 30th-place car to a 10th place finish.
Call DEI...we'll let you down.