Harvick, Take Me Away!

Its Commercial Parody Week! Part 2

Nascar Official: How do you make your cars so fast, Mr. Harvick?

Mr. Harvick: Ancient Earnhardt Secret.

Mrs. Harvick (in the garage): My husband, some hot shot. Here's his ancient Earnhardt secret: Cheating! Cheating combines the competitive spirit of Nascar with the duplicity of the Tour de France. In fact, Cheating can help your car run up to 30% faster than the rest of the field!

(Later)

Mrs. Harvick: (beating on the car with a sledgehammer) We need more Cheating!

Nascar Official: Ancient Earnhardt Secret, Huh!