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3.13.2006

What's Tony Stewart's Problem with Kyle Busch?

--Doesn't believe that younger brothers should follow their older siblings into fame. This is why Terry Stewart is currently chained to a basement wall in Columbus, Ohio.

--Kyle keeps asking him what the capitol of Thailand is.

--They still haven't settled their argument over what the best Pink Floyd album is--"Dark Side of the Moon" or "The Wall".

--The Chevy hospitality trailer used to have those peppermint candies in them. Kyle got them to replace them with after-dinner mints, even though he KNEW that Tony liked them. And get this--Kyle doesn't even EAT the after-dinner mints!

--Kyle keeps calling him "Jackie".

--Sure, calling Tony "Agent Orange" was funny the first time, but now its just annoying.

--Tony keeps getting warnings on AIM from a VegasRacr5.

--Well, Tony DID say that he was "easily accessible" last year, but that doesn't give Kyle the right to play his PSP all day.

1 Comments:

At 3:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, capital of Thialand, nice.

I registered "VegasRacr5" for AIM...

-Steve

 

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