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3.07.2006

Kevin Harvick Held for Ransom in Mexico City

A plan to kidnap Nascar superstar Kevin Harvick was nearly foiled when the driver was escorted out from the track. However, his traveling crew was intercepted, leaving Harvick missing since Sunday evening.
"We have put out an APB for Kevin, and we hope he's returned to us safely", explained team owner Richard Childress. "Of course, this DOES affect our team's status for 2007. Its not just our decision, Kevin has to decide too...and be alive."
Harvick was last seen leaving the Mexico road course with his wife and team owner (the same person) immediately following the conclusion of the race. Harvick's wife arrived at the airport some 2 hours later, but without Kevin. She was unable to explain her husband's whereabouts, as she was too busy listening to a UNC basketball game on satellite radio.
Harvick's captors remain unknown, though they may be members of a splinter group from the nation's main governing body, not unlike the IRL. However, a letter was received by US Intelligence that may explain his location:

We have Happy. Drop $10,000,000 American in the sewer grate by the 16th street market.

Officers believe that the street number may be a thinly-veiled sign that Harvick has been captured by Greg Biffle.
More on this story as it develops.

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