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3.02.2006

Two Legends Meet!

The Outside Groove is proud to present a transcript of the first meeting between two motorsports legends--Richard Petty and Kenny Bernstein. That's right--Nascar's King and NHRA's King come face to face!

Richard Petty: Hi, Kenny.

Kenny Bernstein: Pleasure to meet you, Richard.

Petty: So...

Bernstein: Yeah...so...how's that racing school going?

Petty: Its-its going good--we got about 9...10...no 9 locations now--you should come by for a class.

Bernstein: Oh, I'd love to, but you know how hard it is to get free time.

Petty: Boy, don't I. Yeah.

Bernstein: Yeah, really...yeah.

Petty: Umm...your son races, right?

Bernstein: Yeah--he's racing for me this year.

Petty: So, uh...how's that working out for you.

Bernstein: Um...its working...good...we're happy with it.

Petty: Good, good...

PR Rep: Mr. Petty, Robbie Loomis is on the line. He's refusing to leave his home again.

Petty: Shoot, I gotta run...nice meeting ya, Kenny.

Kenny: Nice to meet you too--stay in touch.

1 Comments:

At 9:41 PM, Blogger SonicAD said...

This wold've been funnier if Kenny hadn't owned a Winston Cup team in the late 80s/early 90s.

 

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