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12.11.2005

Radio DJ Thinks Nascar Jokes are Hilarious

Local DJ Steven "SychoSteve" Corman has recently stumbled upon what he thinks to be the greatest jokes in the world: Observations about the sport and fans of Nascar.
"I mean, look at it--It's just cars goin' around in circles! Where I come from, we call that TRAFFIC! Speaking of traffic, lets take a look at the roadways with Don Gordon, courtesy of your local ReMax agent." This is just one example of the jokes Corman has found to be utterly hilarious.
"They're fans, I mean, they're SO drunk, they find their COUSINS attractive!", Corman was heard saying on his daily afternoon drivetime show, SychoSteve and the RockBloxx. "They drive for hours to watch cars drive for hours! Man, that's DUMB?!? Lets hear the newest hit from Nickleback, 'Photograph'", right here on the RockBloxx."
SychoSteve, formerly Steve McKing and Cousin Stevie, has worked his unique brand of humor on his radio show since 2001, reaching the greater Albany, NY area on 94.7 WRXX, Home for the ROCK. Past running jokes have included the promiscuity of former President Clinton, the prevalent cursing on The Osbornes, and the weight of his sidekick, Hank "Big Man" Warren. However, SychoSteve believes that he has hit a real chord with his new brand of humor.
"All the fans come from the South--you can tell because they always have more beers than teeth!", SychoSteve was most recently heard saying on last Friday's show. This was followed by a call-in contest for tickets to a local Staind concert.
SychoSteve is said to be keen to take his Nascar-related humor "to the next level", with an as-yet-unknown song parody. Either that, or switch to making fun of Paris Hilton.

1 Comments:

At 8:48 PM, Blogger Joe Grav said...

hahahaha

 

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