A Comparison--Ric Flair vs. Kurt Busch

(Note--earlier this evening I also wrote an article about the disbanding of the 77 team. Its right below this one, and is less funny)

What do Ric Flair, pro wrestler, and Kurt Busch, Nascar driver, have in common? Well, they have both recently been involved in notable traffic incidents. But do the similarities go any further? Lets take a look:

Nickname:
Ric Flair--The Nature Boy
Kurt Busch--The Nerdy Boy

Famous Motto
Ric Flair--"Wooo!"
Kurt Busch--"That decrepit old has-been."

Birthplace
Ric Flair--Minnesota, home of scandal and sleaze
Kurt Busch--The family-centric city of Las Vegas

Finishing Move
Ric Flair--Figure-4
Kurt Busch--The Dogleg Bump-Draft

Most Famous Feuds
Ric Flair--Bret Hart (like everyone else in the universe), Mick Foley
Kurt Busch--Every Nascar driver besides Kyle Busch

Most Surprising Aspect of the Traffic Stop
Ric Flair--Grabbed the alleged victim by the neck
Kurt Busch--Expected a cop to know who he is--because we all know that everyone gets Sundays off

Least Surprising Aspect of the Traffic Stop
Ric Flair--This Mugshot
Kurt Busch--That Kurt Busch annoyed somebody

Where Do We Go From Here?
Ric Flair--Continue wrestling until death
Kurt Busch--Get new job, make more money--Nascar-How bad have YOU got it?