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11.26.2005

What Family Member is YOUR Favorite Nascar Driver? PART 3 of 3

40-David Stremme--Your cousin who got that promotion at work, even though he only got it by working with the worst team.

41-Reed Sorenson--The family friend your dad keeps trying to fix your sister up with.

42-Casey Mears--Casey Mears (he always shows up when there's cranberry sauce around).

43-Bobby Labonte--The uncle who threw away his six figure salary as an executive to open a pottery shop.

45-Kyle Petty--The uncle who threw away his four figure salary as a short-order cook to take correspondance courses in computer systems management.

48-Jimmie Johnson--Your grandpa, who doesn't react to anything, even your cousin telling everyone he's gay.

49-Brent Sherman--The guy who showed up that nobody knows.

50-Jimmy Spencer--Your great uncle the drunk who keeps challenging your dad to fight him.

55-Michael Waltrip--The cousin who's really nice to your mom and dad, but beats you up when you beat him at video games in the basement.

77-Travis Kvapil--The foreign exchange student.

88-Dale Jarrett--Your aunt who has worked at the same job for 30 years, and knows everything about everyone.

96-Terry Labonte and Tony Raines--Your great-grandpa and his caretaker, who you suspect is taking his money.

99-Carl Edwards--The cousin with the hot girlfriend.

1 Comments:

At 10:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those were all great Mike! haha

 

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