Another "Weird Mike" Mackler Song Presentation

To the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "State Trooper" (from Nebraska, the most depressing album ever released).

Maricopa County
Angry as I could be
No one directing traffic,
This guy's so pendantic
License, registration, I don't give a damn
But let me ask you one question,
Do you know who I am?

Mister state trooper, please don't stop me
Please don't stop me, please don't stop me

Maybe you had a bad day,
Or you're an ornery man
Or you've had a rough life
Or just a longtime Cards fan

Mister state trooper, please don't stop me
Please don't stop me, please don't stop me

Preparing for a race you're head gets woozy,
That thing that you smell, man, don't call it boozy
Got no real chance for the Nextel Cup
I guess I'll find out tomorrow who'll be my new backup

Mister state trooper, please don't stop me

Hey, somebody out there, please just believe me
Hiho silver-o, deliver me to Penske