Why Did Bobby Labonte Leave Gibbs?

--Got tired of dealing with that volatile, angry, hot-tempered, mean-spirited Jimmy Makar.

--Could never figure out what that thing on J.J. Yeley's chin was.

--J.D. Gibbs ended the policy of always serving turkey clubs on monday afternoon. Even though Joe Gibbs specifically put that in place because Bobby likes turkey clubs so much. See what you've done, J.D.?

--Really, really, REALLY didn't like Chef Boyardee.

--MBNA stiffed him with a late fee even though they admitted that they sent out his bill a week later than they usually do.

--Never bothered to learn the name of the CEO of Intersate Batteries, preferring to call him "that guy with the beard in the commercials."

--Retina damage from staring at Tony Stewart's Shrek 2 car too long.

--Hadn't won in a really long time.