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11.25.2005

What Family Member is YOUR Favorite Nascar Driver? PART 2 of 3

16-Greg Biffle--Its great that your cousin signed up for the National Guard--but she doesn't have to brag about it all day.

17-Matt Kenseth--Ah, the old reliable Aunt whose personality most resembles a robot. A robot that makes great mashed potatoes, that is.

18-J.J. Yeley--Your amusing brother who just happens to be DYN-O-MITE!

19-Jeremy Mayfield--Your young uncle who keeps trying to join the police, but spends most of his free time raising bulldogs.

20-Tony Stewart--The successful family member that everyone secretly resents.

21-Ken Schrader--Your coolest uncle who always has great souveniers from his business trips around the world.

22-Dave Blaney (probably)--Your aunt who has restarted her career for the tenth time.

24-Jeff Gordon--Your succesful uncle who, when he got divorced, secretly made everyone in the family happy.

25-Brian Vickers--Your cousin who doesn't realize that there is such a thing as too much hair gel.

26-Jamie McMurray--See above.

29-Kevin Harvick--The uncle you can't play touch football with, because he always ends up breaking your dad's nose.

31-Jeff Burton--Your cousin who went on Jeopardy! a few years ago but hasn't done much since.

38-Elliott Sadler--Your grandpa who keeps trying to get you to go hunting with him.

More tomorrow

1 Comments:

At 11:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

32- Bobby Hamilton Jr. - Your farmer uncle's pig

36- Boris Said - Your father-in-law mentally living in the 1970s

37- Mike Skinner - See #22 Dave Blaney

Steve

 

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