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Since I won't be able to write an article tomorrow until late at night, here's something to tide you over once the race ends:
_____ won the Ford 400, but it was _____ who was the big winner, taking home the championship. _____ lead early, but fell behind when a _____ broke on the car. However, _____'s pit crew was able to get them back on the lead lap with crew cheif _____'s pit strategy.
"This is what its all about!", _____ exclaimed after the race. "I'd just like to thank all my sponsors, _____, _____, _____, _____, _____, and Goodyear. Also this is for all the guys on the team back in _____, you guys did a _____ of a job this year."
This is the _____ championship for _____, and even more surprising considering his bizzare arrest for _____ behavior this morning. He claimed that he had been _____ probed by aliens, but police were unable to verify the reports.
"I'm telling you, that wasn't me in the _____ pool! It was my replicon!", _____ explained during a press conference. "They made me _____ and _____ with a _____ on their ship! It was _____!"
In a related story, Robby Gordon referred to Michael Waltrip as a 'Piece of _____.' Again."
posted by Mike Mackler @ 19.11.05
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Is this like a Madlib?
_Ken Schrader__ won the Ford 400, but it was _Morgan Shepard___ who was the big winner, taking home the championship. _Kyle Petty____ lead early, but fell behind when a _headlight sticker____ broke on the car. However, _Kyle__'s pit crew was able to get them back on the lead lap with crew cheif _Cowboy Troy_'s pit strategy.
"This is what its all about!", _Schrader__ exclaimed after the race. "I'd just like to thank all my sponsors, _Geritol_, _Depends_, _Red Baron Pizza_, _Bud__, _Schwans__, and Goodyear. Also this is for all the guys on the team back in _Missouri_, you guys did a _average_ of a job this year."
This is the _last__ championship for _Shepard__, and even more surprising considering his bizzare arrest for _cruisifiction without a sponsor___ behavior this morning. He claimed that he had been _mind_ probed by aliens, but police were unable to verify the reports.
"I'm telling you, that wasn't me in the _Vatican_ pool! It was my replicon!", _Ryan Newman_ explained during a press conference. "They made me _Worship false Idols_ and _lust after priests_ with a _pair of fuzzy dice__ on their ship! It was _Cool_!"
In a related story, Robby Gordon referred to Michael Waltrip as a 'Piece of _ass_.' Again."
Since I won't be able to write an article tomorrow until late at night, here's something to tide you over once the race ends:
__Hut Stricklin___ won the Ford 400, but it was __Hut Stricklin___ who was the big winner, taking home the championship. __Hut Stricklin___ lead early, but fell behind when a __Hut Stricklin___ broke on the car. However, ___Hut Stricklin__'s pit crew was able to get them back on the lead lap with crew cheif ___Hut Stricklin__'s pit strategy.
"This is what its all about!", ___Hut Stricklin__ exclaimed after the race. "I'd just like to thank all my sponsors, __Hut Stricklin___, __Hut Stricklin___, __Hut Stricklin___, __Hut Stricklin___, __Hut Stricklin___, and Goodyear. Also this is for all the guys on the team back in __Hut Stricklin___, you guys did a __Hut Stricklin___ of a job this year."
This is the __Hut Stricklin___ championship for __Hut Stricklin___, and even more surprising considering his bizzare arrest for ___Hut Stricklin__ behavior this morning. He claimed that he had been __Hut Stricklin___ probed by aliens, but police were unable to verify the reports.
"I'm telling you, that wasn't me in the __Hut Stricklin___ pool! It was my replicon!", ___Hut Stricklin__ explained during a press conference. "They made me __Hut Stricklin___ and __Hut Stricklin___ with a ___Hut Stricklin__ on their ship! It was __Hut Stricklin___!"
In a related story, Robby Gordon referred to Michael Waltrip as a 'Piece of __Hut Stricklin___.' Again."
Mike Skinner won the Ford 400, but it was Kirk Shelmerdine who was the big winner, taking home the championship. Jimmy Spencer led early, but fell behind when a too small seatbelt broke on the car. Hower, Jimmy's pitcrew was able to get them back on the lead lap with crew chief Derrike Cope's pit strategy. "This is what its all about!", Kirk Shelmerdine exclaimed after the race. "I'd just like to thank all my sponsors, my mom, my next door neighbor Bobby-Joe, Dollar Tree, Jimmy's Garage, Cindy Sheehan, and Goodyear. Also this for all the guys back in Alaska, you guys did a better than average job this year."
This is the 1,249,390th championship for Shelmerdine, even more suprising considering his bizzare arrest for normal behavior not benifitting that of a field filler this morning. He clamied that he had been anal probed by aliens, but police were unable to verify the reports.
"I'm telling you, that wasn't me in the swimming pool! It was my replicon!", Randy LaJoie explained during a press conference. "They made me swim laps and do underwater pushups with lead weights on their ship! It was terrible!
In a related story, Robby Gordon referred to Michael Waltrip as a 'piece of fruitcake.' Again.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr won the Ford 400, but it was Jeff Gordon who was the big winner, taking home the championship. Michael Waltrip lead early, but fell behind when a spring rubber broke on the car. However, Jeff Gordon's pit crew was able to get them back on the lead lap with crew cheif Todd Berrier's pit strategy.
"This is what its all about!", Dale Jr exclaimed after the race. "I'd just like to thank all my sponsors, Budweiser, Drakkar, Ritz, Oreo, but not WinFuel, and Goodyear. Also this is for all the guys on the team back in Hendrick Motorsports, you guys did a hell of a job this year."
This is the first championship for Hendrick Motorsports, and even more surprising considering his bizzare arrest for destructive behavior this morning. He claimed that he had been badly probed by aliens, but police were unable to verify the reports.
"I'm telling you, that wasn't me in the f*cking pool! It was my replicon!", Kurt Busch explained during a press conference. "They made me drank Crown Royal and made out with a stripper with a baseball bat on their ship! It was as if Eric Cartman is now smart!"
In a related story, Robby Gordon referred to Michael Waltrip as a 'Piece of crap.' Again."
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