10 Greatest Insults of All Time

10. "Bug-Eyed Dummy" Directed at Greg Biffle, by Sterling Marlin. Unfortunately, we never got to hear Greg make fun of Sterling. Speaking of which...

9. "Cueball" Directed at Todd Bodine, by Dale Earnhardt Jr. Everybody has been mad at Todd at some point in time--Junior just had the best take on it.

8. "Jaws" Directed at Darrell Waltrip, by "the old guard". DW actually tried to say in a commercial that it came from the movie of the same name, but any old timer will tell ya--its because he talked so damn much.

7. "Mad Dog Musgrave" Directed at Ted Musgrave, by Ted Musgrave. As soon as I heard this, I imagined Droopy Dog saying "you know what? I don't like you."

6. "A Piece of ****" Directed at Michael Waltrip, by Robby Gordon. After the season from hell, Robby finally just boiled over. Thankfully, it was directed in the right place.

5. (50 People have failed at owning a Nascar team), "He's 51" Directed at Alex Meshkin, by Larry McReynolds. Alex showed up at the next Truck race wearing a T-shirt with a 51 with a slash through it. And that shirt used up 50% of their remaining cash.

4. "Ironhead", Directed at Dale Earnhardt, by "the old guard". It could have been worse--they could've called him Iron Butterfly.

3. "You're a ******* Idiot" Directed at me, by a random emailer. Grandma, stop emailing me--I know its you.

2. "Swervin Irvan" Directed at Ernie Irvan, by random Irvan detractors. Ernie seems like a great guy, and there's no doubt that he was a great racer. Moreover, he put together one of the best seasons in the Earnhardt era before having it taken away from him at Michigan. Still, this nickname always comes to mind.

1. "Decrepit Old Has-Been/Never Was" Directed at Jimmy Spencer, by Kurt Busch. He speaks the truth!