Jayski Placed in Suspended Animation

To better preserve their #1 Nascar reporter--not to mention a major source of web traffic--ESPN New Media has announced that Jayski.com webmaster Jay Adamczyk will be placed in cold storage for the winter off-season.
"With most of the major moves having been made, we felt that Jay's presence on the web was going to waste", explained ESPN spokesperson Sara Wilson. "Besides, does the public REALLY need to know about the new crew chief on the 32 team?"
Details of the procedure are sketchy, but here's what ESPN has confirmed: On December 15, Jay will be placed in a hyperbaric chamber, which then will be filled with a clear liquid with the consistency of gravy. After that the liquid is frozen and Jay will be stored next to other out-of-season ESPN personalities (such as John Kruk and Cliff Drysdale). Jay will remain in this state through the middle of January, at which point he will be thawed.
"Jayski.com goes through a natural 'down time' every year between the banquet and Speedweeks", Wilson continued. "Jay is a valuable asset to our company--why would we want him wasting precious time reporting on the 2006 plans of Derrike Cope?"
Jayski, aka "that guy from Jersey", was unavailable for comment, as he was receiving transfusions of necessary nutrients for the procedure. However, it is expected that his site will simply redirect to a comparable ESPN webpage--the impact of Hip-Hop culture on the NBA.