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7.13.2005

Matt Borland: The Definative Interview

Matt Borland, crew chief for Ryan Newman, has been criticized by some on account of his engineering background. He performed this interview to prove once and for all that he is NOT a nerd.

Q: So what are you going to do today, Matt?
A: Whatever I feel like, GOSH!

Q: Um, what did you do in the offseason?
A: I told you! I spent it with Richard Childress in Alaska hunting kodiaks!

Q: And which car are you the crew chief for again?
A: The freakin' 12-car, what do you think?

Q: What are your feelings about your driver, Ryan Newman?
A: Well, he has a sweet dog. And he's really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus he's like the only guy on the circut who has the Moe Howard haircut.

Q: How was this week's race?
A: The worst day of my life, what do you think?

Q: OK, that's it. Anything else you want to say?
A: Flippin' sweet!

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