Happy Independence Day!

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all body styles are created equal."
--Brian France, upon introduction of the common template

"Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brought upon this continent a new sactioning body, one that would wipe from this earth the scorge that is CART."
--Jim Hunter, circa 1998

"I have a dream, that one day a man will be judged not by the stature of his sponsor, but by the content of his character."
--Some random field filler

"Who among us does not love Nascar?"
--John Kerry on the campaign trail (NOTE--this is REAL)