Summer Movie Preview PART I

If you saw the prerace for the Dodge/Save Mart/Big O Tires/Al's Crab Hut 350, you most likely saw Darrell Waltrip's bit comparing big Nascar events to big movies. You also thought it sucked (and included too many Fox-produced movies). Well, here's The Outside Groove's much-better version:

Bewitched--Jamie McMurray and Casey Mears cast a spell on Nascar owners to convince them that they're actually talented.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith--Bruton Smith's cloning experiment creates 20 more cookie-cutter tracks.

Land of the Dead--Former Nascar stars "rise from the dead" in the Truck Series.

Dark Water--Someone drinks from Daytona's Lake Lloyd, with terrifying results.

Fantastic Four--Larry McClure thinks back to the days when his team actually had a shot to win (or finish in the top 20 for cryin' out loud).

Murderball--F1 does everything possible to kill its chances in the US.

Last Days--Martin Truex Jr. plans his escape from the DEI compound.

Must Love Dogs--Ryan Newman's neverending quest for a teammate he can get along with.

Part II tomorrow