Brian France Arrested for F1 sabotage

Nascar Chaiman and CEO Brian France was taken into custody yesterday in conjuction with the recent tire controversy at Indianapolis Motor Speeday.
The flap began before the US Grand Prix (which, upon further review, does exist) when several teams running Michelin tires experienced blowouts in turn 13. This was originally blamed on the banking in the turn. The 7 teams running Michelins refused to race, leaving fans to wonder why Michael Jordan owns a low-level F1 team.
Recent security footage, however, shows France, heir to the Nascar fortune, "soaking" the tires in question in a substance of some sort. It is believed that this is the cause of the tires coming apart. France's involvement in the recent spate of Nascar's tire failures is believed to be negligabe, instead the result of Goodyear's incompetence.
Motive has been placed on France as well, as he was feeling threatened by F1's attempt to capture the lucrative US market. It is believed that, if F1 had staged a successful race, legions of raceing* fans would've turned their allegiance to the snooty, stuck-up drivers of F1.
France is being held at Chris Webber Memorial Penatentary in greater Detroit, awaiting araignment. Reports have Bruton Smith dancing at the moment, but these reports have yet to be confirmed.

*Did YOU catch this error at the start of the race?