Another Weird Mike Mackler Music Theater Presentation

To the tune of "Holla Back Girl" by Gwen Stefani

The few times you've been around the track
You weren't too good and I can't respect that
'Cause I ain't no Dallenbach man,
I ain't no Dallenbach man.

I heard you say you wore your wife's underpants
And I didn't find it funny
People hear you talking like that, make 'em turn on MRN
Got fired from Petty and Hendrick
And Sabates and a dozen others
The only reason you're here anyway is you couldn't quite cut it in CART

The few times you've been around the track
You weren't too good and I can't respect that
'Cause I ain't no Dallenbach man,
I ain't no Dallenbach man.

Never see you in the pits, are you too good for it?
There's news goin' on but you ignore it
Always criticize the drivers, man, but you were barely one
Coulda hired Buddy or Dr. Dick
Hell, I'd even take Michael Waltrip
And you can't go back to a 2nd rate team--David Spade was right.

The few times you've been around the track
You weren't too good and I can't respect that
'Cause I ain't no Dallenbach man,
I ain't no Dallenbach man.

let me hear you say you're no Benny Parsons, P-a-r-s-o-n-s
you're no Benny Parsons, P-a-r-s-o-n-s
Again, you're no Benny Parsons, P-a-r-s-o-n-s
you're no Benny Parsons, P-a-r-s-o-n-s

The few times you've been around the track
You weren't too good and I can't respect that
'Cause I ain't no Dallenbach man,
I ain't no Dallenbach man.



Can you tell I had a rough day at work?