Labonte Replaces Leffler in Everyday Life

Following the decision to have 2-time Winston Cup Champion Terry Labonte replace Jason Leffler for next week's race at Sonoma, officials have announced that the move will expand to cover most aspects of Leffler's life.
"We believe that Jason can not only benefit from missing the upcoming road course race, but could also benefit from missing other aspects of his daily routine", Joe Gibbs Racing spokesman Scotty Wilson explained. "Terry brings much more experience, as well as a calm, almost robotic-like demeanor to everything he does."
Among the activities the elder Labonte will take over include testing for the upcoming superspeedway races, handling relations with sponsor FedEx, laundry, dating, walking, and breakfast.
Leffler was not available for comment, as he was confined to a damp cave underneath FedEx Field with Richie Pettibone*. Leffler is expected to return to his ride/life in mid-August.
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*Obscure NFC East joke