Dover "News" and Notes

--Ryan Newman debuted a new paint scheme last week, featuring his sponsor Alltel's new logo. Though it seemed impossible, the new car is uglier than the last.

--Dover is known as the "Monster Mile". It is the scariest thing in Nascar, after some compromising pictures of a young Kenny Wallace.

--Last year's spring Dover race was filled with wrecks. Last week's race set the record for most cautions in a Nextel Cup event. Thusly, this week's race should see 47 cautions, 5 red flags, and be completed by Wednesday.

--The two Nextel Cup races at Dover are the biggest sporting events in Delaware, besides (of course) Punkin Chunkin.

--Years ago Brett Bodine's wife won over $8,000 on the Dover Downs slots. This is the luckiest a Bodine has been in over 20 years.

ODDS:
3:2 The in-car cameras will short out when driven under the Monster bridges.
10:1 Robin Miller will use a Dover discussion to segue into a debate over Long Beach.
40:1 Anyone will refer to the race by its full name: MBNA RacePoints 400.