The Outside Groove Author Arrested!
In a shocking development, The Outside Groove creator Mike Mackler was arrested last night while writing his lastest article. A warrent was issued for Mr. Mackler's apprehension shortly after he was caught typing the phrases "Charlotte Motor Speedway" and "World 600". Under the Sponsorship Rights act, Mackler was immediately taken to Wimmer Memorial Correctional Facility in Smyrna Delaware, where he has been held on $5,000 bond. More information on this story as it develops.
posted by Mike Mackler @ 29.5.05
2 Comments:
Mackler, we'll get the Master Charge and Bank Americard out and buy you some lawyers.
How can it be Wimmer memorial if he's not dead... yet?
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