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Hey there--tired of the same old routine? Bored with your commute to work? Wish you could put a little excitement in your drive?

WELL DO WE HAVE A PRODUCT FOR YOU!

The all-new Robby Gordon Exploding Engine by Menards! Put some destruction in your drive with a powerful engine capable of breaking at any time! Just the slightest bit of overexertion puts these babies right over the edge!

Our English Engineers have fined tuned our engines to explode after the SLIGHTEST bit of wear and tear. Your car pool will never be the same again!

Just listen to what former RCR employee Robby Gordon had to say about The Robby Gordon Exploding Engine by Menards:

"I support this product, because if I don't I'm in breach of contract and will be fined."

So rush into your local Meijer today for The Robby Gordon Exploding Engine by Menards!

KA-BOOM!

(not recommended for drivers under 100lbs.)