The Busch Series' Latest Commercial

Scene: Kevin Harvick walks around a deserted Chicagoland track at night...

Here, we got these little sissies thinking that they own the place. I mean, you win five races, and you expect people to get out of your way? Please. He needs to go back into his trailer and talk with his girlfriend if that's what he wants to do.

On race day, we mix it up

(Kevin Harvick pulls off a mask...its Sterling Marlin!)

An' that's why I can't stan' racin' these bug-eyed dumays, man.

The Nascar Busch Series: Even WE don't know our role.