What is Harold Holly REALLY doing on his sabbatical?

Is he...

--Desperately calling Ricky Craven?

--Entering a discus-throwing contest?

--Building a new deck for his house?

--Duct-taping Bobby Hamilton Sr.'s mouth shut?

--Researching the assassination of William McKinley?

--Sleeping?

--Putting together an all-girl jazz trio?

Only Harold knows for sure.

(but he's probably just figuring out a way to get out of his contract).